Showing posts with label blogging. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blogging. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Freaking Orphaned Blogs!

So, I know it's been a *long* time since I updated the blog. The optimist in me wants to believe this is because things have been going well and I have not had occasion to complain about something, but the realist in me knows that it's actually just because I'm lazy.

So, in the name of no longer being lazy, I have been brainstorming some ideas for a good old fashioned rant. This is what I have come up with so far:
  • Incorrect usage of homonyms as a barometer for societal intelligence
  • Why can I not eat Baja Fish Taco pico de gallo all the time?!
  • Onomatopoeia: Awesome or just annoying?
  • The impact of 160 character limits on society, both immediate and long term
  • Seriously. Baja Fish Taco pico de gallo. I would eat my own foot if it was covered in that stuff
  • Zero: An actual number or just a placeholder representing the absence of a number?
  • An exposition as to the motivations of Anakin Skywalker
Vote in the comments, purple monkey dishwasher.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

I am *so* lazy

Normally I use this space as a place to vent about how much whatever the thing I'm annoyed about whatever particular sucks. I am also super lazy, so when someone else goes on about something that I may at some point in the future gone on about, I figure, hey, typing is hard. Not to mention all the thinking that precedes typing (do you have any kind of idea what kind of crazy neurological pipeline is required just to get your fingers to type a single letter, let alone an entire word, sentence, paragraph or novella (as my posts lately seem to be). It's making me tired just thinking about thinking about thinking about writing this. So.. wait.. where was I? Oh, right. I love girl scout cookies, they are amazing. Especially thin mints, when you put them in the freezer, oh man, I wish I had some right now... Err, wait, I mean, fortuitously for you my one loyal reader (thanks mom!), my good friend Nathanael has a nice piece up about ye olde tymes of blogging, before we even knew we were blogging. Because I like to keep things family friendly around here, I feel obligated to warn you, that Nate is either addressing an audience of female dogs (silly Nate, dogs don't even have the phalangeal phalanxes required to type on a keyboard and thus access el internetos), or more likely, because Nate has a foul mouth, I'd rate his post PG.