Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Freaking Orphaned Blogs!

So, I know it's been a *long* time since I updated the blog. The optimist in me wants to believe this is because things have been going well and I have not had occasion to complain about something, but the realist in me knows that it's actually just because I'm lazy.

So, in the name of no longer being lazy, I have been brainstorming some ideas for a good old fashioned rant. This is what I have come up with so far:
  • Incorrect usage of homonyms as a barometer for societal intelligence
  • Why can I not eat Baja Fish Taco pico de gallo all the time?!
  • Onomatopoeia: Awesome or just annoying?
  • The impact of 160 character limits on society, both immediate and long term
  • Seriously. Baja Fish Taco pico de gallo. I would eat my own foot if it was covered in that stuff
  • Zero: An actual number or just a placeholder representing the absence of a number?
  • An exposition as to the motivations of Anakin Skywalker
Vote in the comments, purple monkey dishwasher.