Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Freaking Orphaned Blogs!

So, I know it's been a *long* time since I updated the blog. The optimist in me wants to believe this is because things have been going well and I have not had occasion to complain about something, but the realist in me knows that it's actually just because I'm lazy.

So, in the name of no longer being lazy, I have been brainstorming some ideas for a good old fashioned rant. This is what I have come up with so far:
  • Incorrect usage of homonyms as a barometer for societal intelligence
  • Why can I not eat Baja Fish Taco pico de gallo all the time?!
  • Onomatopoeia: Awesome or just annoying?
  • The impact of 160 character limits on society, both immediate and long term
  • Seriously. Baja Fish Taco pico de gallo. I would eat my own foot if it was covered in that stuff
  • Zero: An actual number or just a placeholder representing the absence of a number?
  • An exposition as to the motivations of Anakin Skywalker
Vote in the comments, purple monkey dishwasher.


Alice said...

Hahaha this is awesome. :D I vote for the homonym one or the zero one. I would love to hear/read your thoughts. :D

Fletcher Life said...

Homonyms or the 160 character thingy

Tiffany Hover said...

the darth vader one

Kevin said...

I am curious as to your views regarding the character Anakin Skywalker and his motivations. And what's the deal with airplane food?

Kevin Bringard said...

Oh man, airplane food, that's a good one. It boggles my mind how something so eloquently named can be so terrible.

"Tender chicken breast, in a white wine sauce, sautéd with mushrooms and onions. Hints of wild rice and perfectly seasoned hand picked baby roasted red potatoes complete this perfect meal!"

Then I pull back the foil (the first sign that I've been deceived) and the plastic shrink wrap (the evidence for deception is mounting), and I see that it's really just a McRib that's been colored white and molded in the shape of a chicken breast.

Plus, what's the deal with not giving me the entire can of soda. I can get an entire can outside wal-mart for 25c, but I pay 700$ to wait in line for 4 hours to be assumed a terrorist by DHS before being crammed like a cow into a seat that my 1 year old can barely fit in, and all I get for my trouble is a plastic cup with edges so sharp I can barely taste the quarter can of soda I get over my own bleeding lips? Maybe that's why they use so much ice... to numb your mouth to the major dental work the cup is performing.

Bakka said...

eye lien too thee won a boot homonyms. it wood bee thee write one two wright a grate udderance.

anakin wood seam wurst.....

yay or neigh?